Own. Your. Shit.

Is anyone else as lost as I am when it comes to who we should be blaming for what? I mean, I don't have a pension and home buying isn't something I'm considering soon so the only real issue with baby boomers I have is that they are a bit overly assertive in their motor vehicles. I mean sure, I'll acknowledge the faults in our system in failing to calculate for erratic population hikes but I'm not going to tell Carol to fuck off when she tries handing me a re/max flyer she learned to make at a seminar for female realtors in Cancun last June that she took with some other girlfriends who were wanting to "get out of the house and be a career woman" and finally said oh the heck with hockey practice, I'ma do me bitches. But I digress, Carol you're doing just fine. Just watch your mid size in the turn lanes okay? We only got but one road to share.


Millennials, though, god aren't we supposed to really fucking suck, eh? Or some I'm told, I don't know....I've been doing drugs for the past 4 years I imagine we are probably acting like giant douche-nozzles but I've been too busy trying not to give a flying fuck to notice --- in fact I kind of have just gone on the notion that everyone is a tip on a bag of vinegar flavored vaginal fluid displacement. I guess the thing the ever so vague "they" tell me I need to blame is the people who got the whole War on Drugs thing going. I remind myself that every night when I'm furiously masturbating to a picture of Nancy Reagan with her eyes crossed out and little horns drawn on her head. (just kidding guys....the picture's actually in its original condition don't worry).

No but seriously, like is this the best we as a society can come up with? Trump is our president and we are trying to blame Russia and all that these fingers pointing every which direction are telling me is that no one is (wo)man enough to admit they done fucked up! No one had a shot of vodka waiting for them in those voting booths. Nancy wasn't the first trap hoe that shot me up with heroine and an entire generation cant be held responsible for the mere fact that people have been fucking around in our financial system for as long as its been alive.

OWN. YOUR. SHIT.
I don't want to know you if you can't